Saturday, June 1, 2013

Smoking is for WEAK MINDED Assholes

Touching on a subject where I know many of you will hate... but most of you will have to agree.  Smoking of any kind is for weak minded people who can't can't handle dealing with life as it comes.

Ahhh, now I feel a little bit better.  I am just sick of people lighting up cigarettes around me like they don't even know what they are doing.  I go to the hot tub to relax and get away only to have some tubby ass dumbshits sit down and light up.  ASSHOLE!  I see people walking out of buildings and immediately light up a cigarette.  WEAK ASS!  It just doesn't make sense to me and never will. 

So what if your co-worker gave you a hard time today... you really going to let them be the cause of you pissing others off.  OMG, you got a low grade on your college exam- is polluting the air going to magically change it to passing?  Cigarettes are not addicting... it's YOUR BRAIN that makes it that way.  And if you are broke each month but still muster up enough cash to buy a carton then you are a DUMBASS piece of shit.

In all seriousness... what you do to yourself on your time is really your business.  You can smoke a cig while wearing a bra on your head and jumping on a pogo stick for all I care.  But once you bring that smell to my face then we have a problem.  But I'll tell you what... if you really think that smoking is your right and nobody can tell you different then the next time you light up a cigarette I will gladly stand right next to you and shout obscenities in your ear at the top of my lungs until you are finished.  I mean... if you feel it necessary to blow smoke in my face then you shouldn't mind a little bit of noise pollution in yours. 

*Drops mic and steps off soapbox*